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beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this

poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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that gif is perfectly looped wtf

emperornehru:

from now till 4eva
ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa
wanderlustoftime:

December 16, 2008: Tempest Storm, Gloria Pall & Dixie Evans at the Bettie Page funeral in Westwood Memorial Park, Los Angeles, CA

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.