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the kingdom has fallen

khaleesikun:

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:

  • HAIRLESS
  • NATURAL
  • STUNNING EYES
  • SHORT
  • A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
  • image

donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*



Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

disarms:

blazin??? more like prayzin stay in church

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

lepreas:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

what if you woke up one day and you were hot

idk i’d probably open the window or something